Funny fact #6

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

Funny fact #5

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Funny fact #4

80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women.

Funny fact #3

You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

Funny fact #2

Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.

Funny fact #1

California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.